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SOMETHING ABOUT,,- a harrison ford production

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Published: Jun 21, 2018

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SOMEWHERE SETTING...

HAYDEN: No I don’t Like you...
GEORGE: That’s Fine.. what you
HAYDEN: I don’t, like you either, by now, or just then... you’re still talking?
GEORGE: You have to follow suit Hayden..
HAYDEN: Follow, what suits me? Hayden, me? That’s making sense, I have to go...
GEROGE: Hayden get back here,!
HAYDEN FLIPS GEORGE OFF, IT’S A GESTURE HOLDING THE PALM FISTED, AND SHOWING THE BACK OF YOUR HAND WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGER RAISED, IT MEANS FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE, IN THE WALKING AWAY, FOR IT
NATALIE: You’re sure, you want to be doing that? He looks dangerous Anakin...
HAYDEN: What him?
HAYDEN LOOKS BACK AT GEORGE, WHO IS STILL STARING, THERE ARE EXTRAS AROUND THERE TOO, THIS IS A FILM SET SETTING...
HAYDEN: I don’t think he beLongs here...
NATALIE: Maybe kill him then, if you’re so Bold...
HAYDEN: Superstitiously, or..?
NATALIE: Now you have something to Say about the matter?
HAYDEN: Will you quit starting at me pervert?
HAYDEN SAYS^ BACK TO GEORGE, AGAIN.
HAYDEN: someone give that guy something to Do!
OUT TO THE FILM SET, CREW, HE DOES, GENERALLY SPEAKING...
GEORGE: You have a problem with the directions I’m giving?
HAYDEN: Well That makes Sense...
NATALIE: I think we’re being followed...
HARRISON APPROACHES...
HARRISON: Hey what’s that guy doing here?
HARRISON KISSES NATALIE, LIKE THAT’S A GOOD IDEA...
HAYDEN: I don’t know he’s not even in the Movie...
HARRISON: Hey, you a star, we should recognize? you write this thing?
GEORGE WAVES, OFF LIKE TO HARRISON, BUT LIKE NOW HE’S BUSY, WITH AN EXTRA WITH A CLIPBOARD, APPARENTLY...
HARRISON: If that’s a prop you take that thing aWay from him, cry can’t handle what we do out there...
NATALIE: It’s not a prop, wait...
NATALIE LOOKS, AROUND, BEHIND HER,
NATALIE: I don’t know why would would count things...
HAYDEN: It Is a prop, I’m kinda pissed off...
HARRISON WAVES HIS HAND AT PART WHEN HE SAYS,
HARRISON: Have you tried you’re uh, (THERE, like you Know?)
NATALIE: I’ve been trying to get him to use an effective weapon on the man I don’t understand...
HAYDEN: We’re, barred now from saying Wit?
HARRISON: Oh you wanna JEdi kill him, thAt’s okay... takes a while, Why are you staring at people?!
GEORGE GESTURE POINTS, TO HAYDEN, LIKE HE NEEDS HIM THERE, STILL TO HAVE A WORD, AWAY FROM THE OTHERS, OR THERE...
HARRISON, MAKES LIKE YOU CAN, WALK, OVER HERE, AND WALKS, OVER THERE, STANDS CLOSE TO SAY
HARRISON: You see how that Works? I walked, up, close to you, George.. He can do that too, you, could have walked, all by yourself, to our standing, if you needed, something said, By you?
GEORGE: Harrison I need you off the set.
HARRISON: I wasn’t asking about your needs I’m here to make Star Wars.. Where is, Carrie?
GEORGE: Oh She’s here too?
HARRISON: I wanted to know what you’ve Done with her...
GEORGE: That’s funny, I don’havnoia
HARRISON: Prosopagnosia, okay...
HARRISON LOOKS BACK AT HIS FRIENDS, NATALIE AND HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN,
enter stage, LUKES
LUKE1: Hayden, Harrison, Hayden’s, sister, listen, I can’t...
HE LOOKS LIKE IT’S, STRANGE THAT YOU WOULD WONDER WHAT’S HAPPENING, THERE THE AUDIENCE CAN BE LAUGHING, AT WHAT THEY SEE...
LUKE2 POINTS, THERE AT THE AUDIENCE, LIKE AUH, YEAH, WHERE WE GOO, OH MAN,
LUKE3 PRODUCES A FAKE BEARD, AND PUTS IT ON. OBLIVIOUSLY, THEN SEES, LUKE1
AND PULLS IT OFF, RUBS HIS FACE LIKE HE’S SHAVEN, AND THINKING ABOUT HOW TO LOOK.
HAYDEN: That’s a really fucked up sidekick...
LUKE2: I need people to learn to tell the difference at a glance, even if I’m surrounded... You know, dangers...
NATALIE: Chronilogically speaking, this isn’t makeing much sense... where do we come from,
AND NATALIE CAN LOOK AWAY, OR THERE, SOMEWHERE OFF STAGE, ON AWAY, GENERAL FEEL,
GEORGE LUCAS EXITED, WHEN LUKE APPEARED...
HARRISON: Now that’s not how that works, what?
HAYDEN: No it’s okay,
NATALIE: Really though, what’s happening right now?
LIKE THE AUDIENCE HAS JUST STARTED
HARRISON: some people Can tell the difference, and on our side where there’s one, there are zillions...
THERE’S SOMETHING FOR NOISE, EFFECTS TO FEEL IN
HARRISON: Star wars is just beginning Natalie, that one,
POINTING OFF TO WHERE GEORGE LUCAS DISAPPEARED TO, ALLEDGED
HARRISON: Is dead by now... something about-
BLACK OUT